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Or, more appropriately, where have I been? I’ve been writing. And writing and writing. But my focus has shifted to revenue-generating work. After 11 years of being “just a mom,” I can’t tell you how good it feels. So I haven’t had much time to post here. The other thing is that, the more I write for the web, the more my anonymity is gone. So for my son’s privacy, I’m probably going to end up shutting this blog down. I’ve started a new blog called Stingy Southern Girl that’s focused on all aspects of making the SAHM gig work, from finances to staying sane. I appreciate the support I’ve received here more than I can say, and I invite all of you to come say hi at my new blog.
Today is supposed to be a writing day. Since I don’t have any paying assignments at the moment, I’m working on my ebook about writing for the corporate world. Or at least I should be. But my heart hurts this morning, so I’m baking…because that’s what I do when I’m sad.
The Challenging One’s school called me this morning to tell me that he was in the guidance counselor’s office crying and unable (or unwilling) to say what was wrong. I knew. It was that dang homework anxiety again. I don’t understand why, but the anticipation of homework overwhelms him like the creature you run from in nightmares, only to look up and find it suddenly looming ahead of you. I couldn’t pick him up. Couldn’t. Because then this would become something we’d have to deal with every day. I couldn’t give him any more medicine than he’d already had. I asked the guidance counselor to get one of his homework assignments and let him sit there and complete it to calm himself down.
We have an IEP meeting on Friday. Thank God. Because I can’t keep pumping more meds into the kid to relieve his anxiety long enough to get his homework done. I’m not sure what our options are — this is new territory for me — but I am requesting that he not be given homework this week. This will give him a chance to pull it together a bit as well as provide us with some anecdotal evidence: does not having homework make a difference in his mental state? I’m waiting on a call from the principal to find out. I love our principal…but Mama Bear is pacing.
Being the sibling of a special needs child must be like “middle child syndrome” multiplied exponentially. You’re expected to be the mature one even if you’re the youngest. You’re seen as “doing fine” because, let’s face it, your biggest problem is bird poop on a windshield compared to your sibling’s smallest problem. Your social life, your routines, the cadence of your home, even your very identity are shaped by your sibling’s problems. It sucks.
The Exuberant One and The Easy One have never had a sleepover at their own home…The Challenging One hits the wall after a certain amount of socialization, and when that happens, the fun is over for everybody. The only friends I allow them to have over are those whose parents I know well enough to trust they won’t flip out if there’s a scene while their child is here. Extracurricular activities are limited to one at a time, and they have to be close to home, because we just don’t need any more chaos. The standards of behavior are different. The expectations of academic success are different. When my husband isn’t home and The Challenging One has a panic attack or temper tantrum, they’re left to comfort each other while I try to handle their brother. It stinks, and it makes me feel like a crap mother.
How do you all handle this? What do you do when one of your “normal” kids is crying their heart out over a slight from a friend, but you have to peel her off of you so you can go cushion your “special” child, who’s in the throes of a panic attack and banging his head into the side of the bathtub? Do they understand someday, or are they scarred for life? And, if so, do they ever forgive you?
I try to be open and honest on here without resorting to whining, but today I’m feeling kind of whiny. Monday, The Challenging One called me from school wanting me to pick him up because his head, tummy and throat hurt. And while those do sound like strep symptoms, they also sound like The Challenging One wanting to get out of school, especially since he didn’t have a fever. As luck would have it, I was across town and wouldn’t have been able to get there in time to pick him up early anyway. So I told him he’d have to tough it out. Yesterday, it happened again. After I asked him to wait a while, I got a call from the vice principal, who didn’t make it sound like a request, even though The Challenging One still had no fever. So I got him. The minute he climbed into the car, he asked, “Can we do my homework as soon as we get home?”
In a puerile reflection of my 80s youth….well, duh. Having homework that he can’t get to right away is, for whatever reason, paralyzing for him. His solution to the anxiety was to have me come get him so he could go home and do his homework. Once he did it, he was fine. Until evening, when something didn’t go his way, and he had one of the worst panic attacks he’s ever had. And once again, I find myself staring at a brick wall. If there’s a hidden door, I can’t see the tiniest crack or flicker of light peeking through.
There’s nothing quite like hearing your hysterical, out-of-control child sob that he wishes he had never been born and wondering why God made him such a horrible person. Gut-wrenching doesn’t even begin to describe it. But I’m by no means claiming the role of martyr, because I’ve got some pretty dang selfish feelings in there, too. After more than a decade of being “just a mom,” I’m actually doing something to get a freelance writing career going, instead of just talking about it. The readership on my 2 blogs is growing (thank you!). I’ve decided to write an e-book and even have the chapter list ready to go. I’ve got an application in for a contract editing job. No, there’s no money coming in yet, but I’m doing something! And then I realized that, if I can’t get The Challenging One to the point where he can function in a classroom, I’ll have to consider homeschooling him. That’s a last resort, and we’re not there yet. We’re starting the IEP process again (we didn’t get one at the beginning of the school year, but everyone is now on board; we just have to get it done). I don’t know enough about the available support systems to know if an IEP can provide everything he needs to be successful in the classroom. If that doesn’t work, we can always do another 6-week stint at the day treatment program. So there are options. Still, it’s hard to quiet the voice that wants to cry, “But, wait! It was supposed to be my turn now!” But the bottom-line truth remains, as always: it is what it is, and I’ll do what I need to do for my child.
Last week, I overheard a conversation that still bothers me. The mom of another oppositional child was complaining about people’s reaction to her son. In the interest of not being hypocritical, I can get pretty bent out of shape when somebody who knows better reacts to The Challenging One out of anger rather than just trying to resolve a situation. But this was different. This mom seemed very bitter over people simply being bothered by her son’s behavior. From what I could gather, he had vandalized another family’s car at school…and she was irate that they were upset about it? I can’t quite wrap my brain around that. While I do expect people who are in the know to respond like mature adults, I would never, ever expect them to like my son’s behavior. He’s my flesh and blood, the child who first made me a mother…and sometimes his behavior makes me want to go hide in my closet with a wine float (because you shouldn’t have to choose between wine and ice cream, you know?). And if he hurt someone’s child or destroyed their property? Damn straight the other parents would have a right to be upset. I’d be fit to be tied if they handled it cruelly, but I would never, ever expect them not to mind. Or not to demand that something be done about it.
So I had to do some painful soul searching. As parents of children with mood disorders, oppositionality, behavioral problems, etc., what is our role? The world is not going to conform to our children, but our children can’t conform to the world. We have to protect and guide our children, but we can’t just inflict them on society without a care. How do we balance that?
I think I see myself most often as a lubricant, helping the brittle edges of my child slide past the often unbending ridges of societal norms. I do a lot of social engineering, surreptitiously tweaking situations so that he’ll be more comfortable and less likely to blow up, while at the same time preparing him, giving him guidelines while he’s calm and unstressed, and having an exit strategy in place in case things go bad. We rarely have houseguests, for instance, because The Challenging One (kind of like his mama) can’t really relax with anyone but immediate family in the house. The moms of The Easy One’s BFFs (these girls have been inseparable since preschool) understand the situation and don’t expect us to reciprocate on sleepovers. That’s where the social engineering comes in (although it’s not fair to The Easy One, and I’m not quite sure what to do about that). If we do have overnight guests, I make sure The Challenging One knows where and how to retreat if he gets overwhelmed. So I try to shape the situation and him at the same time.
Other times I feel more like a Kevlar vest. I try to buffer the impact of any outrageous behavior by having an exit plan in place, and I try to shield him, not from reasonable consequences, but from anger and scorn. I stand in front of him and tell the world, “A child with an infuriating disability is still a child with a disability,” and then reverse position and try to shield the world, letting him know that some behaviors are unacceptable and carry pretty big consequences. I don’t want him to grow up with a victim mentality, thinking that the world owes him reparations for having rules he can’t follow. But I also want the world to understand that it’s not as simple as just telling him he has to follow the rules. I want to teach him that he’s responsible for his actions while telling the world that he’s not entirely responsible for his actions. It’s tough, and I suspect that I often get it wrong. But I try to keep the longterm goal in mind: an adult who takes accountability for himself and his actions in a world that treats him fairly and gives him a chance rather than just writing him off.
Since school started this year, I’ve sometimes wondered why I haven’t gone back to work. The kids are in 2nd, 3rd and 5th grades now; I have 7 hours a day to myself. And even though that’s been true since The Easy One was in kindergarten, this is the first time things have calmed down enough with The Challenging One to even contemplate working. I’m not ready to commit to a full-time job, but why not do some freelancing?
Now I remember why not. Writing is like crack. If I’m not doing it, I’m thinking about doing it. I become obsessed and am mentally unavailable to my family.
But that would be the sissy excuse, an all-too-easy reason not to pursue this goal. Surely I’m capable of exercising some discipline and turning my writing brain off when that part of my day is over, right?
So I’m scouring markets and trying to compile clips (although i can’t understand why we don’t call them “clicks” now) and taking my blogging more seriously. I started a writing blog at thosearehiringwords.wordpress.com. If you can’t imagine what peeing on trees has to do with corporate writing, I invite you to check it out!
The biggest blessing I’ve received from this blog is connecting with other parents who live my life. Parenting a child with mental/emotional/mood problems is extremely isolating. Your child can act like an unleashed demon and is completely impervious to normal logic or consequences. You see other parents disciplining their children with seemingly effortless authority, and you wonder why those tactics don’t work for you. You’re on pins and needles when you take your child out in public. Then you find a forum like this and realize you’re not alone. It’s life altering. But most of the parents I’ve connected with are in pretty much the same phase of this journey as I am: you know what you’re dealing with and have a network of experts in place to help you. But what about the folks who aren’t there yet? The ones who are just beginning to have the “something is wrong” fear gnawing through their guts? So I thought I’d create a list of things I wish I had known way back when….a primer, if you will. I’m not a medical expert by any stretch of the imagination. I’m also completely lacking in personal experience in some areas, like ASD. But here is my compilation of things I wish I had known.
Those are the “biggies”….all the ones I wish I had known. There are others, and I may come back and add to this list from time to time. I’m also going to make a resource page, and I hope to have started sometime today, although I’ll keep adding to it whenever I find good information. For now, I’ll recommend my go-to book: Kids in the Syndrome Mix, by Martin L. Kutscher M.D. I love this book because it recognizes that there is a tremendous amount of overlap (symptoms fit with more than one diagnosis) and co-morbidity (diagnoses that that tend to go together) in children’s mental health. My son has characteristics of many and a definite diagnosis of none; he just doesn’t fit into a neat category. This book helps by putting it all in one place, covering:
If you suspect that something is wrong but don’t know what, this book is a great place to start. If the hair on your neck stands up in a certain chapter because you recognize your child, that’s a good place to do further research. (Full disclosure: This link goes to my Amazon affiliate page. If that bugs you, I totally get it…no worries. I encourage you to consider buying it independently or getting it from your library.)
Kids in the Syndrome Mix of ADHD, LD, Asperger’s, Tourette’s, Bipolar, and More!: The one stop guide for parents, teachers, and other professionals
Edited to add: I just downloaded and read the first part of a book that I think will challenge Kids in the Syndrome Mix for my #1 spot. While Quirky Kids was published in 2007, I just now stumbled across it, and I wish that had happened sooner. It’s aimed specifically at parents who are just starting to suspect that their child might have a problem.
Quirky Kids: Understanding and Helping Your Child Who Doesn’t Fit In- When to Worry and When Not to Worry
I never envisioned being a stay-at-home mom once all my kids were in school. I don’t know why; my mom stayed home until I was 12, and I still remember how comforting it was to know she was there. Still…I didn’t expect to do it myself. But managing The Challenging One’s issues is a part-time job all by itself. I try to get every possible errand and chore done during the school day so that our afternoons and evenings can be calm. I even try to get dinner cooked before dismissal. So I guess that’s why my youngest is in 2nd grade and I’m just now thinking of going back to work. And why I’m pursuing freelancing. I need to be here when I need to be here, if you know what I mean. Although The Challenging One is doing a lot better, things aren’t perfect, and I’m just not ready to commit to a full-time job. I don’t know if I ever will be.
So I’ve spent a great deal of time this past week scouring the internet to find out what has changed since I last worked in the field over a decade ago. And the answer turned out to be….just about everything, thanks to the internet, which, in 2002, was not yet the duct tape of modern society. Here are a few fundamentals that didn’t even exist prior to my 10-year hiatus of wiping noses and bottoms:
And that’s just in….oh, about 8 hours of research. Like I said in the beginning of this post, everything has changed. Even the rules of grammar have loosened up. The upside is that everything you need to know about the current state of the industry is there for the reading. So even a dinosaur like myself can have a working knowledge of “the new media” with just a day or so of groundwork.
I started this blog back in May for two reasons. One, it’s been over a decade since I wrote professionally, and I miss it. Two, we were going through an extremely tough time with The Challenging One, and writing about it helped me sort through my thoughts and feelings. One unexpected benefit was having a record of what happened; I’ve looked back over my posts a number of times to refresh my memory. But the biggest unexpected reward was….recognition! Unexpected or not, it pumps up the “I can do this…” factor, no matter how long I’ve been out of the business. So many, many thanks to rgemom (http://threesaherd.com) for nominating me for a Liebster award.
Step 1: List 11 facts about yourself.
Step 2: Answer questions from the person who nominated me.
Step 3: Nominate 11 other bloggers who have less than 300 followers. Uhm, yeah…this will be a work in progress. I obviously need to spend more time exploring the blogosphere and less time reading political thrillers and playingmindless games on my Ipad. But I love these!
I should have known better than to post about how calm life has been lately. Every time I look a gift horse in the mouth, another one bites me on the a**. Yesterday evening, I noted a small disturbance in the Force coming from the family room, but my husband was in there, and his voice didn’t have that “drop everything and run” tone…so I just went about my business. Until a sobbing Challenging One tore past me and ran out of the house. I followed to find him sitting in the middle of the driveway, just screaming hysterically…no words. At this point, I still had no idea what set him off, and he was in no shape to tell me. He finally calmed enough to spit out, “The Exuberant One is choking!”. Call me a bad mama, but I did not immediately run inside. Like I said, my husband’s voice didn’t suggest a serious crisis. I sat on the driveway with The Challenging One until he was able to get up and walk in with me. The Exuberant One was fine; he had just swallowed a piece of candy wrong and scared himself. He recovered much more quickly than The Challenging One did.
Now, The Challenging One can change moods as quickly as I can rip through really good chocolate. But this was different. From calm to panic attack in a matter of seconds. And the fact that he was irrational enough to run out of the house is even scarier. Knowing his therapist will ask (this is the second panic attack in a few weeks), I tried to think of whether he had ever had panic attacks before. And the answer is yes. I think. Because it looks different without the rage. But for the love of all that’s holy, as awful as it was, it was safe. The rage kept him in my face…and inside. Now that it’s gone, we clearly need to teach him how to be safe during a panic attack….and and how to not get the police called on us. It’s so hot and steamy right now that you won’t find an open door or window within 100 miles, and no one goes outside unless they have to. So we don’t have to worry too much about a neighbor calling the police. But we clearly have some work to do. It won’t be easy. How do you teach someone how to be rational in the throes of irrational panic? But we’ve seen other miracles this summer, so we’ll work for this one, too.
I haven’t had much to write about lately. My husband keeps telling me that’s a good thing; it means life has been calm. And that made me think about how my parenting priorities have changed. When just getting through the day feels like a huge accomplishment, the little stuff doesn’t even show up on your radar. And some of that “little” stuff is dang important. Just not as important as surviving daily life. (For the record, I still don’t see why using the word “stupid” is such a big deal. Or eating a PopTart into the shape of a gun…but I digress.)
Yesterday, I tackled one of those “little” things. For the first time in, well, forever, I purposefully neglected one of my daily chores. I didn’t lay the kids’ clothes out for them the night before. Yes, I know that at 7, 8 and 10, they could should have been doing this a long time ago. But The Challenging One had the emotional maturity of a toddler. My goal for the morning was getting him out the door without a screaming, kicking, on-the-floor fit. And if I was going lay out his clothes, I might as well do it for The Easy One and The Exuberant One, too. It was just easier that way.
So…I made the announcement Sunday night. The Easy One (in a great example of her pseudonym) barely took notice. She’s a dedicated clothes horse and has been dressing herself for a good while, even when I do lay her clothes out. The Exuberant One wasn’t thrilled, but he took a practical approach: it’s a uniform, so how hard could it be? The Exuberant One immediately balked…but he settled. He stepped back from the edge. He was able to slow down and understand that, while he doesn’t have a uniform, there are relatively few items of clothing that conform to his school’s dress code (khaki pants and solid-color, collared shirts) and that I had given them their own section in his closet. And he pulled it off without a hitch this morning.
I’m thrilled. Not because it’s such a big deal in and of itself, but because it made me realize that we’ve finally crawled out of survival mode. The fact that this even made it onto my to-do list reminds me of how far we’ve come since things bottomed out in May. Now to tackle this week’s spelling words….
I have jury duty this week. Lots of sit-and-wait time. Normally, I would relish the chance to read, but since I’m always uncomfortable in crowds (the sounds of gum-chewing can make me come apart at the seams….weird, I know), I couldn’t really concentrate. So I played mindless games on my Ipad. Which gave me plenty of time to think about things other than which little candies matched.
What I realized is that my family just lived through the most life-altering summer since our first child was born. Or maybe ever. Because the change from “bratty kid” mindset to “disabled child” mindset is perhaps even more monumental than that of childless to new parent. I struggled to come up with a good name for this list, so I think I’ll just call it “tectonic shifts in the way I think”:
So, this was a profoundly important summer. I learned the importance of dealing with what is. Not what I thought things would be. Not what I want them to be. Not what other people think they should be. How things are. Everything depends on that. Your attitude toward your child. Your sense of yourself as a parent. Your willingness to do what needs to be done. Other people’s attitudes toward you and your family. Whether your child ever learns the skills you think he should just “get”. Working from a clear understanding of what is is life-altering.
As moms, we often find ourselves proud of the strangest things. Like our baby’s ability to get a spoon to his mouth with some food still on it. Or our toddler’s first poop in the potty. This is one of those things. But if you’ve been following my blog, or have your own oppositional child, read on and clap along with me, because this is a HUGE milestone for The Challenging One!
The Exuberant One and The Easy One are playing soccer, and The Challenging One hates going to practice. Since he’s been doing so much better, I agreed to let him stay home. He treasures the peace and quiet, and it’s a lot easier on me; when I forced him to go to practice with us on Monday, he wound up on top of the dugout on the baseball field and was about to slide down the roof when he got busted. (And if, after reading that, you still think I’m a bad parent for leaving him home by himself, I was half a mile away, and he knows my phone number.)
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming…
When we left for practice, The Challenging One had 15 minutes of Minecraft time left. I told him I trusted him to do the right thing, and he promised me he would. I had my doubts but decided to roll with it.
When we got home, he asked me if he could show his brother something on Minecraft. His behavior has been great, so I said, “Sure, just give me a minute.” But when I went to log him in a few minutes later, he was already playing. Oops. I called him out on it, explaining that the only possible way he would have been able to get on without asking me to log him in is if he had played right up until the second he heard the garage door go up. True to character, he denied it and expressed great righteous indignation that I didn’t trust him. I said, “OK,” in that mom voice that means, “I know you’re lying, but I’ll leave it alone now and bring it back up when you least expect it.” Because once The Challenging One takes a stand, he doesn’t back down. A silly little thing like hard evidence doesn’t even phase him. So it’s often much better to save it until the next issue of trust comes up. It saves a fight and stockpiles ammo at the same time.
But a few minutes later, out of the blue, he yelled, “OK, I played!”. While picking myself up off the floor, I asked him what he thought we should do about it. He replied that I should either send him to bed early or take away his game privileges.
At that point, I was so proud of him that I did neither of those things. I gave him a pass on any punishment other than having to use his game time only when I’m home from now on. And he actually thought that was fair.
So, yes….one of my best parenting moments is when my child admitted breaking a rule and lying. Because it alleviates two of my biggest concerns about him:
And here’s the other thing: I would have done the same thing at his age. And I was no Challenging One; I was The Good Kid. I made straight As, never got in trouble at school, and rarely got in trouble at home. But, because of those things, I thought I had earned the right to ignore arbitrary rules. And that one would have struck me as arbitrary (if, at the time, I had any concept of “game time” as anything other than the moment of kickoff). So I knew I was leading him into temptation when I left him logged in while I was gone. But did he ever make me proud! 😉
I knew it couldn’t last…that the miracle child we’ve been living with the past few weeks wouldn’t stay forever. That some internal shift or external stressor would give the kaleidoscope of his thoughts and emotions yet another twist. So why am I so crushed to see this backslide? We haven’t even had to deal with any oppositionality (yet). Just this child who’s uncomfortable in his own skin. Who, for whatever reason, is so overwhelmed at the thought of changing classes, that the anxiety torments him every waking moment. The child who had made such huge strides at dealing with disappointment and frustration but is once again reduced to tears at what should be a minor irritation. My heart hurts this morning. Partly because I want my kid back, but mostly because he’s now had a taste of what it feels like to be “normal”, and I can’t imagine how scary and heartbreaking it must be to feel that slipping away. It is for me just watching. And I pray that I can stop the slide now, while he can still remember what normal feels like. And that I can convince him it’s worth fighting for.
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